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Travelin' Beauty: Making a case for wearing makeup even you've only got 90 seconds to "put on your face!"

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ANY AND ALL RECOMMENDATIONS ARE MINE AND MINE ALONE. NO ONE IS PAYING ME fOR THESE HOT SPORTS OPINIONS. 

Hello, Voyagers!

So! Some people, I've heard tell, are opposed to wearing makeup while on vacation. (WTF?!, you're thinking. I KNOW!!!!) Anyhoo, I, myself, am against that, #obvs. I know by now we've all got Beautycam, but, c'mon, if you're a makeup-wearer at home, be one abroad! 
Ya got 6 minutes? Then you got time for 8 items: mascaraKat Von D Lolita lipcolor;  brow color, 2 eyeliners: this for waterline and this for your top lid, this inappropriately named blush/bronzer, light foundation & HD powder.
<5 minutes=6 items: leave out the extra eyeliner for top lid and blush.
<3 minutes=5 items: waterproof mascara that doubles as eyeliner, brow color, bronzer, tinted spf or concealer & Lolita lip color.
<90 seconds=4 items: waterproof mascara, bronzer, tinted spf/concealer & Lolita lip color.
<30 seconds=3 items: tinted spf/concealer, Lolita lip color…and sunglasses! (Bring the mascara with you and apply it as soon as you find a mirror!)
Now, go forth. Make chic happen.

VV