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How to Prevent (your own) Murder, part 2: Avoiding Creepy Pseudo-strangers, Creepy Creepers, and Bros

How to Prevent (your own) Murder, part 2: Avoiding Creepy Pseudo-strangers, Creepy Creepers, and Bros

Do not think that you are immune from danger just because you a) are with someone else, b) are carrying a weapon, c) know the neighborhood, d) are on your phone, e) have told someone else where you are going or, and especially this: e) have your phone’s location services on. Some of these things may help police to find your body after you’re dead, though. So, there’s that.

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