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Adventures in Anti-Aging Beauty Products: Growing Old Disgracefully without Botox (so far…)” Part 2, the Once Dailies

Use this inappropriate-looking wand. Trust me on this one: you don't want this hanging around your bathroom. It looks, um, like, ah, something other than what it is. And the noise it makes? Well...use it when no one else is around, 'cause, y'know. Anyhoo..

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