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All Eyes on Eyes: A Simple Contoured Eye that Stays All Day

All Eyes on Eyes: A Simple Contoured Eye that Stays All Day

So, nothin’ bugs more than creased eyeshadow, amirite? You’re halfway through your day, you glance in the rearview mirror, & the fabulous eye you spent so much time on is just...toast. Ugggghhhh.

Here’s how you prevent that!

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