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Dear Teenage Me, Part 5

11 The way someone talks about his ex-girlfriends tells you everything you need to know. Not about them, but about him. How he treats them is how he will treat YOU.

12 When a guy gets dumped he is likely to say, “What’s wrong with her?” When a girl gets rejected she is likely to worry, “What’s wrong with me?” Don’t be that girl.

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with you, sweetheart.

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