Trust a girl who has been flirted with both poorly and excellently over the years, that there are things you can do to improve your chances and help you not look like an idiot doing it.
Me, basically pretend-blogging. Actually wine-drinking.
Welcome to my blog!
There is also a list of previous AND upcoming posts.
So you always have something to look forward to. You're welcome.
But first, enjoy this bit of ironic truth: